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PR: Jersey Shore Massacre on Blu-ray & DVD Aug 26


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Jersey Shore Massacre on Blu-ray & DVD Aug 26When Teresa and the girls leave their N.J. salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore, they re blindsided by bizarre events that send them from the sands of Seaside Heights to a secluded house deep in the N.J Pine Barrens. Frightened by stories of the legendary Jersey Devil, the local Piney's and a giant dim-witted neighbor, the girls return to Seaside and hook-up with five fist-pumpers. One by one, the body count soars as retribution is exacted at the hands of a mentally-deranged killer with much more than just an axe to grind.

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The Situation Just Got Deadly.

Executive Producer Jenni JWoww Farley, of MTVs Snooki & JWoww and Jersey Shore, presents Jersey Shore Massacre, an award-winning, blood-drenched horror-comedy.

Attack Entertainment will be releasing Jersey Shore Massacre in theaters on August 22nd and on VOD and DVD on August 26th.

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When Teresa and the girls leave their N.J. salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore, they re blindsided by bizarre events that send them from the sands of Seaside Heights to a secluded house deep in the N.J Pine Barrens. Frightened by stories of the legendary Jersey Devil, the local Piney's and a giant dim-witted neighbor, the girls return to Seaside and hook-up with five fist-pumpers. Later they converge at a Seaside bar where they re quickly ejected for a dance-floor brawl. With nowhere to go, the group retreats to the Pine Barrens for the night. Blinded by lust, they remain unaware that their long-standing debt to humanity is about to be settled - with their lives. One by one, the body count soars as retribution is exacted at the hands of a mentally-deranged killer with much more than just an axe to grind.

Jersey Shore Massacre stars Danielle Dallacco, Angelica Boccella, Giovanni Roselli (aka pro wrestler Romeo Roselli), Ron Jeremy, Sal Governale, Richard Christy and Bigfoot (from the Howard Stern Wack Pack), and was written & directed by Paul Tarnopol.

Blu-ray Special Features: Bigfoot Unmedicated, Italian Ice (Sal Governale) Music Video Melt, Behind The Scenes Of Jersey Shore Massacre, FAT CAMP MASSACRE PART 1 (featurette)

You're Not The Only One Who Wants Them Dead.

TITLE: Jersey Shore Massacre
IN THEATERS: August 22, 2014
VOD / DVD: August 26, 2014
CAST: Danielle Dallacco, Angelica Boccella,Giovanni Roselli, Chris Lazzaro, Sal Governale, Richard Christy, Bigfoot and Ron Jeremy
WRITER: Paul Tarnopol
DIRECTOR: Paul Tarnopol
GENRE: Horror/Comedy
DISTRIBUTOR: Attack Entertainment




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News Editor August 3, 2014, 8:15 am